Double Meaning Jokes - Joke 1

1) Ladka dost se :

yaar maine apni Girlfriend ko
uski
birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi
hai...

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Short Joke of the Day

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आप की गर्ल फ्रेंड या बॉय फ्रेंड है ????
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आप का जवाब है .... हां ....!!

वोह किया आप को रोमांटिक मेसेज भेजिते है ???

आप का जवाब है .... हां ....!!

सोचो उन को ये रोमांटिक मेसेज कौन भेजता है ....???
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नारायण ....नारायण 

2)

Girls College k bahar chaatwala

1st Girl:" bhaiya chaat

2nd Girl:" bhaiya pahle meri chaat..
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3rd Girl:" nai bhaiya phle meri chaat nai to mera period shuru Ho jayega...

Short Jokes - Joke 2

GIRL:" Ye lo pendrive, isme
FACEBOOK daal do..
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Boy gave a surprised look to
the girl..
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GIRL:" Kya hua , 2GB me nahi ayega
kya ??? to 4GB du? 

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Ashiqui 2 me Ladki Jitni samjhdaar dikhaai hai

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Real Life me 10% b utni samjhdaar or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye

Short Jokes - Joke 1

1) Dunia Mai Sab Se Dukhi Aadmi Kon Hai?
Panipuri Wala..!!
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Kaise?
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Kyu Ki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "BHAIYA"
HiBulati He.!!

2) Aashiqui 2

Rahul: Suno…
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Aarohi:*Turns*
Kya?
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Rahul: Kuch nahi, bas yun hi.
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Aarohi: Saale bewde, agar dusri bar aisa kiya to teri maa-ben ek kar dungi, haramkhorr bewda kahika..

Funny Jokes - Joke 3

1) HUM to yun hi Paani ko
Gaur se Dekh rahe the
yaaro..
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Itne mein 1 Machhlli
Nikal kar boli..
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Kaminey...
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Tere Ghar me Maa
Behan nahi hai kya..???

2)

Bus Mein Bethi Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt
Pe Car
Bani Hui Thi,
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Uske Sath Chota Bachha Beitha Use
Dekh
Raha Tha,
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Ladki Bachhe Ko Dekhte Hue
Muskura Ke
Boli: “Car Chalani Hai Kya?”
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Bachha: “Nahi Car Nahi Chalani, Par
Agar
Aap Ki Ijazat Ho To Horn Baja
Loon?

Old is Gold Jokes - Joke 1

1) Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorhne gaya,,
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Late ho gayi to Aunty ne bola- Beta
raat bohot ho gai hai,
tum yahi BITTU ke kamre me so
jao.!!
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Ladka bola- nahi Aunty me yahi
SOFE par so jaunga,,
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Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi Sundar
ladki CHAI le kar aai
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Ladka- Aap kaun ho.??
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Ladki- Me BITTU, Aap kaun.??
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Ladka- Mai ullu ka pattha

2)

Wife: U had lunch?
Husband : U had lunch?

Wife : Im asking u.
Husband : Im asking u.

Wife: U copying me?
Husband: U copying me?

Wife: Let's go shopping
Husband: I had lunch

Latest Jokes - Joke 12

1) Teacher:" Bus k Driver aur conductor me kya
fark Hai ??
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Student:" Conductor soya to kisi ka ticket Nahi
katega..
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Driver soya to sabka ticket kat jayega....

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लड़की समझदार होनी चाहिए, 'सेंसिटिव' तो टूथपेस्ट भी होता है.

3)

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum
mujhe dhundna.
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Agar dhund liya to hum shoping
chalenge.
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Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
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Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main
darwaze ke piche hi chupungi