A Boy went to buy a Talking Parrot.
Boy: Me kaisa lagta hu?
Parrot: Harami lagte ho.
Boy: Ye parrot batameez hain.
Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani main duboya or pucha..
Phir gali dega?
Parrot: Nahi, Sorry
Boy2 Parrot: Agar mere sath ghr me ladki to tum kya sochoge?
Parrot: Biwi hogi.
Boy: Agr 2 ladkiya hogi to?
Parrot: Biwi or Sali
Boy: Agar 3 hogi to.
Parrot: Biwi, Sali And Dost
Boy: Agar 4 ho to ?
Parrot: Le aao pani bhai, mene to pehle hi bola tha Haraami hai sala.....
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