Thursday, 13 June 2013

Latest Jokes - Joke 10

Arz kiya hai...!!
Gaur Farmaiyega..!!

Jab dekha unhone tirchi
nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki
madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala
nazar parmanent tirchi
hai,
To wahi khade-khade
behosh ho gaye hum....

Ek aur......

Ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah,
Jis se raat bhar chatting
ki
woh girl friend ki
mummy thi..

Ek aur....

Koi pathar se na maare
mere dewaane ko.
Nuclear power ka
jamaana hai,
bomb se udaa do saale
ko.

Bus last.....

Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
isse badi imarat
banaunga,
Mumtaz to marke
dafan hui thi,
tujhe to mein zinda
dafnaunga.

Bus iske baad khtam.....

Hasi ke liye gam kurban,
khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,
dost ke liye jan bhi kurban,
Aurr
Agar dost ki girlfreind
mil jaye
to...
saala dost bhi kurban !!

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