Short Jokes - Joke 1

1) Dunia Mai Sab Se Dukhi Aadmi Kon Hai?
Panipuri Wala..!!
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Kaise?
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Kyu Ki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "BHAIYA"
HiBulati He.!!

2) Aashiqui 2

Rahul: Suno…
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Aarohi:*Turns*
Kya?
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Rahul: Kuch nahi, bas yun hi.
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Aarohi: Saale bewde, agar dusri bar aisa kiya to teri maa-ben ek kar dungi, haramkhorr bewda kahika..