Wednesday, 12 June 2013

Latest Jokes - Joke 4

1) Sunny Leon ne sabzi mandi
me 2 feet lambi muli dekh ke
puchha: Bhaiya ji Yeh kya
hai..?
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Sabziwala: Yeh hamare liye
toh MULI hai.
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Par aapke liye MAMULI hai.
2)
Bacha: Maine Ne Hathi ke samne 12
kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, ek q Nhi khaya?

Admi: Hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga

Bacha: Nahi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,

Acha dubara mene hathi k samne
12 kaile rkhe to us ne ek b nahi khaya q?

Admi: saare kaile plastic khonge

Bacha: Nahi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha... 

Bacha: Par ab kaile b asli the or
hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

Aadmi: Kyun?

Bacha: Hathi TV main tha or kela baahar

Bacha: Acha ab asli hathi or asli
kaile dono TV pr the phir b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.

Admi: kiun bhai??

Bacha: dono alag alag channels par the. 
Bachha Rocks, Aadmi Shocks!!
 

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