Latest Jokes - Joke 12

1) Teacher:" Bus k Driver aur conductor me kya
fark Hai ??
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Student:" Conductor soya to kisi ka ticket Nahi
katega..
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Driver soya to sabka ticket kat jayega....

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लड़की समझदार होनी चाहिए, 'सेंसिटिव' तो टूथपेस्ट भी होता है.

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Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum
mujhe dhundna.
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Agar dhund liya to hum shoping
chalenge.
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Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
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Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main
darwaze ke piche hi chupungi