Double Meaning Jokes - Joke 1

1) Ladka dost se :

yaar maine apni Girlfriend ko
uski
birthday pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi
maine
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi
hai...

2)

ગઈકાલે તો Full HD માં સપનું આવ્યું.

Short Joke of the Day

1)

आप की गर्ल फ्रेंड या बॉय फ्रेंड है ????
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आप का जवाब है .... हां ....!!

वोह किया आप को रोमांटिक मेसेज भेजिते है ???

आप का जवाब है .... हां ....!!

सोचो उन को ये रोमांटिक मेसेज कौन भेजता है ....???
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नारायण ....नारायण 

2)

Girls College k bahar chaatwala

1st Girl:" bhaiya chaat

2nd Girl:" bhaiya pahle meri chaat..
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3rd Girl:" nai bhaiya phle meri chaat nai to mera period shuru Ho jayega...

Short Jokes - Joke 2

GIRL:" Ye lo pendrive, isme
FACEBOOK daal do..
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Boy gave a surprised look to
the girl..
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GIRL:" Kya hua , 2GB me nahi ayega
kya ??? to 4GB du? 

2)

Ashiqui 2 me Ladki Jitni samjhdaar dikhaai hai

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Real Life me 10% b utni samjhdaar or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye

Short Jokes - Joke 1

1) Dunia Mai Sab Se Dukhi Aadmi Kon Hai?
Panipuri Wala..!!
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Kaise?
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Kyu Ki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "BHAIYA"
HiBulati He.!!

2) Aashiqui 2

Rahul: Suno…
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Aarohi:*Turns*
Kya?
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Rahul: Kuch nahi, bas yun hi.
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Aarohi: Saale bewde, agar dusri bar aisa kiya to teri maa-ben ek kar dungi, haramkhorr bewda kahika..

Funny Jokes - Joke 3

1) HUM to yun hi Paani ko
Gaur se Dekh rahe the
yaaro..
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Itne mein 1 Machhlli
Nikal kar boli..
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Kaminey...
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Tere Ghar me Maa
Behan nahi hai kya..???

2)

Bus Mein Bethi Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt
Pe Car
Bani Hui Thi,
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Uske Sath Chota Bachha Beitha Use
Dekh
Raha Tha,
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Ladki Bachhe Ko Dekhte Hue
Muskura Ke
Boli: “Car Chalani Hai Kya?”
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Bachha: “Nahi Car Nahi Chalani, Par
Agar
Aap Ki Ijazat Ho To Horn Baja
Loon?

Old is Gold Jokes - Joke 1

1) Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorhne gaya,,
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Late ho gayi to Aunty ne bola- Beta
raat bohot ho gai hai,
tum yahi BITTU ke kamre me so
jao.!!
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Ladka bola- nahi Aunty me yahi
SOFE par so jaunga,,
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Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi Sundar
ladki CHAI le kar aai
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Ladka- Aap kaun ho.??
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Ladki- Me BITTU, Aap kaun.??
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Ladka- Mai ullu ka pattha

2)

Wife: U had lunch?
Husband : U had lunch?

Wife : Im asking u.
Husband : Im asking u.

Wife: U copying me?
Husband: U copying me?

Wife: Let's go shopping
Husband: I had lunch

Latest Jokes - Joke 12

1) Teacher:" Bus k Driver aur conductor me kya
fark Hai ??
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Student:" Conductor soya to kisi ka ticket Nahi
katega..
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Driver soya to sabka ticket kat jayega....

2)

लड़की समझदार होनी चाहिए, 'सेंसिटिव' तो टूथपेस्ट भी होता है.

3)

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum
mujhe dhundna.
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Agar dhund liya to hum shoping
chalenge.
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Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
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Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main
darwaze ke piche hi chupungi

Funny Jokes - Joke 2

1) AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti
Hai..
Wah...wah...
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AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti
Hai..
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Grammar to aata nahi Magar
English mein baat karti hai..

2)

A Girl decided to marry again,,
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Because pics of her last wedding
didn't
get enough likes on Facebook!

Latest Jokes - Joke 11

1) Girl to boy : I am Loving U...

Boy : Are gandi, Tu loving u, To hu Sutri Bomb......

2)

Girl:" my Jaanu baby.. shona.. ye personal aur secret me kya difference hota hai.. ??
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Boy:" tum meri girlfriend ho ye personal hai..
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and teri behen bhi meri gf haiye e secret hai...

Girl Shocks & Boy Rocks

3)

विकास गुजरात जैसा होना चाहिए, निर्माण तो 'शौचालय' का भी होता है.!!

Joke of the Day

પપ્પુનાં પપ્પા- તુ મોટો થઇને શું કરીશ?

પપ્પુએ જવાબ આપ્યો - હું મોટો થઇને જ્યારે બિઝનેસ કરીશ ત્યારે અચ્છા અચ્છાનાં હાથમાં કટોરા પડકાવી દઇશ...

પપ્પાઃ એવું તે શું કરીશ બેટા?

પપ્પુ- હું પાણી પુરી વેચીશ............

2) 

2 Girls face to face:
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1st: hi sweetheart
2nd: hi, Darling
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And when they talk on their backs about
them
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1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)
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2nd: she is kamini
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2 Boys face to face:
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1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main tu
pura
yeda lag raha hy
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2nd: kutte, apne baap se mazakk:?
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And when they talk on their backs
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1st: mast banda hy yar
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2nd: bhai hy apna.. Bhai..

 

Funny Jokes - Joke 1

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
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Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
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Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..

Smart Engineer

1) Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar aane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:" 300 Rupees.. :)
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Engineer:" Chale Dr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali
engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye
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Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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Engineer:" Mareez koi nahi hai mere bhai , :O
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Taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 me le aaya ...

2)

Star Plus and Colors ka ek fayada
toh hai......
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Jab Ghar wale inko dekh rahe ho.
Kitni der bhi phone pe kisi se lage
raho.
Koi tension nahi.
Helpful for young-gen Girls & Boys.

Latest Jokes - Joke 10

Arz kiya hai...!!
Gaur Farmaiyega..!!

Jab dekha unhone tirchi
nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki
madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala
nazar parmanent tirchi
hai,
To wahi khade-khade
behosh ho gaye hum....

Ek aur......

Ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah,
Jis se raat bhar chatting
ki
woh girl friend ki
mummy thi..

Ek aur....

Koi pathar se na maare
mere dewaane ko.
Nuclear power ka
jamaana hai,
bomb se udaa do saale
ko.

Bus last.....

Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
isse badi imarat
banaunga,
Mumtaz to marke
dafan hui thi,
tujhe to mein zinda
dafnaunga.

Bus iske baad khtam.....

Hasi ke liye gam kurban,
khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,
dost ke liye jan bhi kurban,
Aurr
Agar dost ki girlfreind
mil jaye
to...
saala dost bhi kurban !!

Latest Jokes - Joke 9

1) Ladki to his boyfriend:
Ae sanam is bar aisa khat likha k meri umar beet jaye padhne mai
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[#$£§¥€@%&:)/}#£¥+*¥(¥*§€¤¿¿??!!*%¥¥£$:*¤€§;)¥£#§¤%£$¥§@*§¥$£#]
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Le padh le 

2)

Jaldbazi me Shadi karke sara jivan bigad
loge..
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Wah... Wah
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loge..
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Wah...wah
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Soch samaj Ke karoge to bhi kya ukhad
loge..???

Latest Jokes - Joke 8

1) Girl College Main new
sendal
pehanke gyi..
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Boy: Sendal kitne acchi
hai..
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Girl:" hmmm utaru
kya..???
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Boy:" But Honey Jeans or Top toh
ussse
bhi acchi hai...
Girl shock & Boy RocK..

2)

Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai,,
Mujhe #facebook pe ID bana do,,
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Maine kaha: Tujhe ID Chalani Aati bhi hai kya.??

Woh kehti : Chala aap lena.....main picche
baith jaungi

Kids Jokes

Bachha Phone Par

Yeh kahan ka Number hai..??

Constable: Police Station..!!

Bachha: Tumhare paas kya hai..??

Constable: (Gusse se) Danda..!!

Bachha: Khud ki pichwade mein
daal do..!!

(Yeh bol kar bachhe ne Phone cut kar
diya.)

(Constable ne uss Number pe call
back kiya, lekin Phone Bachhe ki
Maa ne uthaaya..)

Constable: Yahaa se kisi Bachhe ne
Call kiya tha., aur kahaa, 'Danda
khud ki pichwade mein daal do..!!

Bachhe ki Maa: Kitani derr pehle..??

Constable: 10 Minute pehle..!!

Maa: I'm so sorry, kaafi derr ho
gayi hai., Ab Nikaal bhi loo.. Aap bhi
kahaan Bachhe ki baato mein aa
gaye...

Facebook Addiction

1) Height of Confidence
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Ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya
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Ladki ne us ladke ko bahut pitaaa
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Bht pitne ke baad ladka khada hua Aur
kapde thk karke bola
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To phir mai inkaar
samajhu ya ikrar.

2)

I'm not addicted to Facebook.. I only use it when I have time..
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Lunch time,
break time,
bed time,
off time,
this time,
that time,
any time,
all the time...

Latest Jokes - Joke 7

1) Jab Maine "BEER" Pehli baar
Pee thi, Mai Khud Apni Nazron
me gir gaya....
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Aur Maine "BEER" Chhodne ka
faisla kar liya..
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Par fir jab Maine Un
tamaam"BEER" factory ke
Mazdur, Aur
Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baareme
Socha to Meri aankh bhar
aayi...
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Aur Uss Pal Faisla kiya ki Ab
se, I will Drink Regularly..
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Apne liye to sab Jeete hain,
Lekin Hum to Garibon ke liye
peete hain...

2)

Listen your own voice.......
Do what you want........
Ignore other's suggestions........
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Phir Dekhna Ek Din E Duniya Kahegi....... "Yeh Haramkhor Kisi Ki Nahi Suntaa"

Latest Jokes - Joke 6

1) Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hai aur pinki pappu k bhai ko,
lekin pappu k bhai ko pinki ki behan achi lagti hai
aur pinki ki behan pappu ko pasand karti hai.

Halaki pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta ha.
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Ab jab k pinki ko pappu acha nahin lagta aur pappu ka bhai pinki k liya razi nai hai aur pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta jab k pinki ki behan ko pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagta.

To ye unka personal problem hua, aap kyu apna dimag kharab karte ho..

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2 ladkiyan best friends thi...
Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi
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Pehli Boli: Main apne pati pr boht
ziada shak krti thi k
kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office
se jaldi ghar aakr dekha k pati akela hi betha hai
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ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
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Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum
ne "freezer" khol k dekh liya hota to na
tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se.

 

CID Joke

Why I hate CID???

One Example is enough to express my hate:
 

 LADY:" Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
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DAYA:" Kya..?? : Rahul Tumhara
Bhai Tha.. ??
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LADY:" Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
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ABHIJEET:" Rahul Sach me Tumhara
Bhai Tha.. ??
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LADY:" Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
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ACP:" My God, Iska Matlab, Tum
Rahul Ki Behen Ho.

Exam Result Reactions

After Result - Girls Reaction

Ladki 1 (Rote Huve) - phir se sirf 91%
Ladki 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5 baar revise karne k Baad Bhi
sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai number
Ladki 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve)
- Mai mummy ko kya Mu
Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke
saath...
Ladki 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada
Rote huve) -

Sirf 94%?? kahan kami rah gayi?
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After Result - Boys Reaction
 

Boy 1 - Tere bhai ne fod
diya is baar..poray 44% hain..
ha ha ha

Boy 2 - Papa to Naach Uthenge
Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai
pass ho gaya by grace ..
hahahahaha

Boy 3 - Wo to sir ne Copy
karne di jo 41 % aa gaye ...
warna To band bajj gaya
tha..hahahahaha

Boy 4 - Main to baal baal
bacha .. Border pe pass ho
gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1
mark jyada na 1 mark kam,
Muje to yakin hi nhi ho raha
ki me pass ho gaya,
paper check karne wala Devta tha Devta..

Latest Jokes - Joke 5

1) Usko Pane Ke Liye To Me GOD Se Bhi Lad Leta..
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Phir Socha..

Exam Ka Time Hai..

Last Semester Hai..
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God Se Panga Lena Theek Nahi..

2)

Aaj Ke Bacche..
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Postman knocked the Door..
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A Kid came with cigarete in mouth &
Beer in hand..
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Postman:" Papa hain.. ??
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Kid:" Abe Bhootni Ke, Mujhe Dekh Ke
Lagta Hai Baap Ghar pe Hoga..

Kid Rockz & Postman shock

 

Latest Jokes - Joke 4

1) Sunny Leon ne sabzi mandi
me 2 feet lambi muli dekh ke
puchha: Bhaiya ji Yeh kya
hai..?
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Sabziwala: Yeh hamare liye
toh MULI hai.
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Par aapke liye MAMULI hai.

2)

Bacha: Maine Ne Hathi ke samne 12
kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, ek q Nhi khaya?

Admi: Hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga

Bacha: Nahi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,

Acha dubara mene hathi k samne
12 kaile rkhe to us ne ek b nahi khaya q?

Admi: saare kaile plastic khonge

Bacha: Nahi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha... 

Bacha: Par ab kaile b asli the or
hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

Aadmi: Kyun?

Bacha: Hathi TV main tha or kela baahar

Bacha: Acha ab asli hathi or asli
kaile dono TV pr the phir b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.

Admi: kiun bhai??

Bacha: dono alag alag channels par the. 

Bachha Rocks, Aadmi Shocks!!

 

Latest Jokes - Joke 3

A Boy went to buy a Talking Parrot.
 

Boy: Me kaisa lagta hu?
Parrot: Harami lagte ho.
Boy: Ye parrot batameez hain.
 

Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani main duboya or pucha.. 

Phir gali dega?
Parrot: Nahi, Sorry
 

Boy2 Parrot: Agar mere sath ghr me ladki to tum kya sochoge?
Parrot: Biwi hogi.
Boy: Agr 2 ladkiya hogi to?
Parrot: Biwi or Sali
Boy: Agar 3 hogi to.
Parrot: Biwi, Sali And Dost
Boy: Agar 4 ho to ?
 

Parrot: Le aao pani bhai, mene to pehle hi bola tha Haraami hai sala.....

Latest Jokes - Joke 2

1) माँगना है तो लड़की के बाप से लड़कीको माँगो....
वर्ना " हाथ " तो गब्बर भी माँगता है ......

Ghadiyal hoy to Rolex jevi......
RADO to mummy pan paade

2) New Generation Rain Song:

Aav re Varsad,
Manchurian no Prasad,

Uni Uni Tandoori ne Paneer Tikka nu shaak,

Khavu hoy to kha nai to PIZZA HUT ma ja..

Happy Moonsoon

3)

Best Break Up Ever:A Sardar Threw 6 Cricket Balls
At His GirlFriend.
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GirlFriend: What Was That For?
Sardar: Its 'OVER'!

 

Latest Jokes - Joke 1

છોકરીએ નવું લેપટૉપ ખરીદ્યું

છોકરી ખુશ થઈને ઘરે ગઈ,
સાંજે ભડકતા પાછી દુકાનદાર પાસે આવી અને બોલી..
આ લેપી સાવ બેકાર છે..
આમાં જૂના પીસીની ફાઈલ પેસ્ટ જ નથી થતી..

દુકાનદારઃ નોટ પોસીબલ,
આ લેટેસ્ટ લેપટોપ છે અને તેમાં આવું થઈ જ ન શકે..
તમે જરા કહેશો કે તમે કૉપી-પેસ્ટ કેવી રીતે કર્યું હતું?

(છોકરી દુકાનદારને ઘરે લઈ ગઈ..)

તેના કમ્પ્યુટરને ઓન કર્યું..
માઉસથી રાઇટ ક્લિક કર્યું અને ફાઇલ કૉપી કરી..
પછી પીસીમાંથી માઉસ કાઢી લેપટૉપમાં લગાડ્યું
અને રાઇટ ક્લિક કરીને બોલી..
લો જૂઓ, આમા પેસ્ટનો ઓપ્શન જ નથી આવતો..

દુકાનદાર ઓન ધ સ્પોટ બેહોશ..